Tag: humor
group name: zerorejection
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March 17, 2008 01:28 AM EDT --
"Blowing out another person's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
A Gather buddy recently published an article in which she addressed the issue of some Gather . . . more
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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December 29, 2007 11:54 AM EST --
It may be in rather bad taste to mention this ? but when has that ever stopped me?
We could not help noticing a sub-headline to on of the reports of the assassination of Benazir Bhutto read "Pakistan's . . . more
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May 22, 2008 06:11 PM EDT --
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February 10, 2008 01:41 AM EST --
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then . . . more
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June 07, 2008 07:13 PM EDT --
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July 16, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
I asked hubby the other day if he would take me out to someplace expensive.
He took me to the gas station...
And then the fight began...
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December 05, 2007 11:38 AM EST --
We owe some sympathy to Maurice Fox a retired bus driver from Paignton, Devon, who likes nothing better than to enjoy a few drinks in the company of his friends at the local social club. Mr Fox has been . . . more
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March 23, 2008 10:04 PM EDT --
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . . more
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November 26, 2007 05:34 AM EST --
It's 4am! Do you know where your bowels are? I know where mine are and unfortunately, they are right here still attached. Oh, how I wish they were on vacation in Barbados along with . . . more
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January 12, 2008 12:32 AM EST --
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation . . . more
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January 26, 2008 09:19 PM EST --
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April 22, 2008 09:30 PM EDT --
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April 29, 2008 01:30 AM EDT --
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July 09, 2008 09:41 AM EDT --
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February 27, 2008 10:00 PM EST --
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode . . . more
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April 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
I get a lot of funny email with jokes and links to humorous sites, but today I received a blooper that literally had me ROFLMAO. I am still laughing. Got to share this one!
Last week, my husband . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:00 AM EST --
Just when you thought it was safe to open your email.....more riddles!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:05 AM EST --
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" . . . more
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