Tag: funny
group name: zerorejection
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February 10, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
Tom decided to buy his wife a Valentine gift
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said . . . more
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July 16, 2008 04:40 PM EDT --
I asked hubby the other day if he would take me out to someplace expensive.
He took me to the gas station...
And then the fight began...
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July 08, 2008 05:54 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and got a good laugh. As I can say this is all turn. I hope you get a good laugh as well.
You've ended a sentence with the word "SIKE".
Girls.. . . . more
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February 12, 2008 10:11 PM EST --
During a commercial airline flight an Army helicopter pilot was seated
next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother
began . . . more
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July 08, 2008 08:09 PM EDT --
This ones for you Dan!!!!
Hey everyone...
PICK MY PICTURE FOR THE CONTEST THAT DAN IS DOING!!!!!
Pick me Pick me!!!!
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July 11, 2008 09:54 AM EDT --
I normally don't post what's on yahoo home page but has anyone seen this today:
Jim Carrey doesn't have a jiggly belly, but that doesn't mean he should have slipped into his . . . more
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January 12, 2008 12:32 AM EST --
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation . . . more
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February 27, 2008 10:00 PM EST --
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode . . . more
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April 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
I get a lot of funny email with jokes and links to humorous sites, but today I received a blooper that literally had me ROFLMAO. I am still laughing. Got to share this one!
Last week, my husband . . . more
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July 06, 2008 02:42 PM EDT --
1. "I don't think that's mayonnaise in the cole slaw."
2. "My hot dog has a knuckle!"
3. "I'm afraid the only fireworks tonight are between me and . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:00 AM EST --
Just when you thought it was safe to open your email.....more riddles!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:05 AM EST --
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" . . . more
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February 14, 2008 04:08 AM EST --
I have to agree with this one:
"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a . . . more
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December 11, 2007 02:21 PM EST --
This one is pretty simple......one per post but post as many as you can think of ok.......here is how it's done: Take the first letter of your first name and make a word that is discriptive . . . more
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February 23, 2008 05:06 PM EST --
A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees him sprinkling water on it. The Rabbi asked, ''What . . . more
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November 19, 2007 09:19 AM EST --
Funny for a Monday! I'm not married just yet so this can't be me:
Take Off My Clothes
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told . . . more
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November 19, 2007 10:44 PM EST --
Okay this is a really stupid one but what the hey! Tom is shutting the site now for "routine maintenance in 19 minutes. I want to see how quick the Gatherites can comment. Let's see how many comments . . . more
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November 21, 2007 11:09 PM EST --
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him; Is he still wrong?
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November 24, 2007 07:31 PM EST --
Here's my answers to the "weird" questions.
1. Have you ever seen a UFO? I am not sure! i have seen some strange things flying around so I guess in a way yes.
2. Have you ever seen . . . more
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November 26, 2007 02:43 AM EST --
Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I . . . more
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